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"...astonishing...thrilling...quite possibly the Next Big Thing we've all been waiting for since the tragic demise of Kurt Cobain." - Jan Weiner, Rolling Scone

"I get the same feeling from them I got when I invented the Sex Pistols." - Malcolm McLaren (no relation)

"It's so much better than my "classical" crap, I'm thinking of going back to pop." - Billy Joel Osment, via email

"In this time of 'N Sync and Britney Spears, how refreshing to find a band with smarts and talent, exploring weighty philosophical issues and the vagaries of human behavior." - A. Scribe, Peeple

"There is no other possibility." - The Weatherman

"I don't doubt a number of those ballots of those votes that were cast for me probably were intended for The Pinecones. But if those old kikes in Florida made a mistake, too bad for them. If this weren't America, I'd say we ought to gas Palm Beach County and that would be that." - Pat Buchanan, Deform Party

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." - George W. Bush, poet/likely President-elect

"I'm a demolition man" - String, musician

"...the energy of the early Who, the wit of Elvis Costello and the social conscience of Bruce Springsteen..." - Robert Sideburn, LA Times-Picayune

"Could you please turn that down?" - Andy's mother

"I swallowed a bug." - Marlon Brando

"Regrettably, some of the words I've used have hurt some people, and I am sorry for that. Words that I have used in a clinical context have been perceived as a judgment. They were not meant to characterize individual Pinecones or encourage others to disparage the Pinecones." - Dr. Laura Shitslinger, press statement

"It's hard enough to raise children today without the Pinecones making it more difficult. We believe in giving parents better information and more tools to help them protect their children from The Pinecones." - Vice President Al Gore

We must end the dominance and corruption of our political system by the influence of 'N Sync and Christina Aguilera. We need public financing of public campaigns, and free radio and TV time on the publicly owned airwaves for The Pinecones. - Ralph Nader, public citizen

"I'm the film critic. I think you wanted to send this to the music critic. Then again, you might just want to destroy it and pretend the whole thing never happened." - Owen Gliebernam, Entertainment Weakly

"I am the lizard king." - Jim Morrison, outside the Roxy on Sunset

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